m3o9yydal3ntcjci9Today, I attempted to stimulate a sextbot. Turns out robots are butt holes.

In reasonableness, this specific sextbot wasn’t assembled for its bedside way. Indeed, it should be an amusement. The Sext Machine is minimal more than a bareness calculation toward the end of a telephone number. Basically send it a winky emoticon, hold up for its Fun and Flirty affirmation, and you’re allowed to begin sending uncovered human substance into the void to get judgment. In light of each of your pics (obscene or overall), your new fake companion will tell you how “turned on” it got in cool, clinical rates.

The pictures that take after are pixelated, yet pretty saucey! Span at your own particular occupation jeopardizing danger.

As per the Sext Machine’s site, “you’re scored taking into account how well you’ve deceived the bot into supposing you sent it something x-appraised.” So the amusement perspective, if you decide to utilize the bot as proposed, comes in attempting to draw a quick one on it by sending it harmless bits of elbow, ear, and so on. Since while bareness calculations are OK at figuring out what is and isn’t tissue, they suck at choosing the honestly irreverent.

Despite the fact that while you can send it a nearby up shot of your knee and the odd toe, that amusement gets old quick. Rather, I sent Sext Machine arm porn. Also energized porn. What’s more flabby dicks and hard dicks and man boobs and woman boobs and all the erotica I could consider until I was sufficiently dead inside.

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The outcomes? Sext Machine has a positive inclination for circumcision, hetero intercourse, my elbow, and boobs (female). Be that as it may, Sext Machine does not like confronts, fish, energized lesbians, or having any goddamned basic politeness.

You can have some good times with Sext Machine by messaging a “;)” to 669-333-7398 (its free!), however we emphatically prescribe against sending any unseemly shots of yourself, since the bot is controlled by Twilio, which stores everything that goes through. Something else, go crazy. Also send some genuine nuts! Perhaps Sext Machine likes cashews.

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